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MOTORCYCLE JOKES
A successful gynecologist decides to fulfill his
life's dream: give up medical practice and become a motorcycle mechanic. There's the sad story of the poor guy who was in
a terrible motorcycle accident. When he came out from under the anaesthetic, the
doctor was leaning over him anxiously. A mechanic was removing a
cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known
cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and
leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................ A police officer pulled over two
nuns riding on a motorcycle, and said to the rider, 'Ma'am, you're driving much
too slowly, could you please drive faster?" A rookie police officer pulled a
biker over for speeding and had the following exchange: Why Motorcycles are better than womenYour motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget
it's birthday. Dave works hard
at the plant & spends most of his evenings riding his scoot with the boys. His
wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him
to a local strip club. When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable & says, "you must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser. "No honey, she works at the plant, too." A stripper comes over to their table & throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says. "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse & storms out of the club. Dave follows & spots her getting into a cab. Before she slams the door, he jumps in beside her & she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head & says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave." The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out in Heaven with anyone you want." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?! Arthur said, "Yeah,
that's me..." "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes. "Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too
much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion "It may be true that my invention is flawed, but according to my calculations, more men are riding my invention than yours!" This biker went to a store the other day, and was in there for only about 5 minutes. However, when he came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So the biker went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" The cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket. So the biker called the cop a pencil-necked Nazi. The cop glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So then the biker called the cop a piece of horseshit. The cop finished the second ticket and put it on the cars windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes and the more the biker abused the cop, the more tickets he wrote. Of course, the biker didn't care. His motorcycle was parked around the corner.
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